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Created on 2002-06-15 22:43:14 (#595875), last updated 2005-12-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Angry Dwarf |
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| Birthdate: | 1985-12-06 |
| Location: | Tallahassee, Florida, United States |
BioWell, I used to patrol under bridges, for billy goats and what not. But the Troll Union sort of was mad about a Dwarf snackin on their livestock. I don't know how they found out, I think some guy saw me and wrote me up for it. Well, after the bridge incident I sort of was out of work, and I was forced into elvitry. This job stinks. Those damned elves with their freakin curled feet, those shoes are horrible. And don't even try talk behind their back, those pointy ears are like satallites. And they're real touchy about it, you'd think they could take a little Star Trek humor, but noooo. So I got fired from there. Santa wasn't even around half the time, always getting drunk. So I was mad. Not quite angry, but mad. So this was the straw that broke the camel's back: I went and auditioned for the role of the Dwarf in the Lord of the Rings. Perfect, right? That's what I thought. The guy says I'm TOO short. We're dwarves that's our job to be short and mean and carry a big fuck-all axe! So that was the point I became angry, hence the name Angry Dwarf. Or, perhaps was given to me by Josh, one of the two.
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